partyintheurl:

Play hard pray hard

shittyidea:

Compare fork sizes by seeing which one fits the best into an electric socket

memeufacturing:

interviewer: what do you say about allegations that you are an awful & extremely bad human being
me *leaning forward so my lips touch the microphone*: its correct

officialunitedstates:

insenial:

officialunitedstates:

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free